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COMICS and STUPID SIGNS GALLERY
"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of Tosca, sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."
"Oh, those duo pianists are at it again"
"I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin"
"One more outburst like that and I will ask the bailiff to clear the courtroom."
"I'm on hold."
This is the rarely performed alternate ending that Beethoven wrote.
Mother Goose and Grimm
There is no "I" in "Teem"
"O.K. Who had the veal sonata?"